Thursday, March 22, 2012

11x4: Four Short Notes

1) Memo to: Spring

Re: Your Early Arrival

Thanks so much for showing up early.  Please stick around; a late freeze would really hurt some folks around here.

2) Dear Math Dept:

Equation that stumps me:

2 months of early spring


7th graders


6 weeks left of school=


Pls. advise.

3) Dear Daylight Savings Time,

You’re killing me.


A Middle-aged Insomniac

4) Dear Summer Vacation,

Please Hurry!


A Fan

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